American Pie Quotes

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I dont know anybody who doesnt like pie. Seann William Scott celebrates his 37th birthday today and to celebrate weve pulled together some of the best and funniest quotes from the actors iconic American Pie character Steve. More mistakes in American Pie.

In the trailer the pie is missing from the table when Jims dad says Well just tell your mother we ate it all 6. American pie the wedding quotes. Jims dad about the pie Well just tell your mother we ate it all Stiffler Im gunna hang out with my wang out Nadia I believe shaved is the expression Oz Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.

Basically in American Pie things are heading in the wrong direction. I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Some people dont know grief from garlic grits.

After Oz tells Jim that it feels like warm apple pie Jim asks McDonalds or homemade As if that matters. Its the sourest serving of Pie with half of the original cast missing and theres something undeniably desperate about comedic highlights involving dog poop a lusty old lady two strippers to offset the absence of Shannon Elizabeth and the ill. Huge list of some great quotes from your favorite movies and shows Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

American Pie Quotes. I got peed on. Theres something about your first piece.